AFGSDFASFDHGF THE 3000 WORD ESSAY IS DUE IN 3 WEEKS BEFORE I THOUGHT IT WAS OMG SOMEONE KILL ME

it is a GORGEOUS may. and do you know where i have been spending my time? not in the sun, working up a tan and enjoying time with my friends, noooo. my dear deviants, i am trapped in the stifling confines of my room, strapped to a pile of theory books and complex medical journals. i am struggling through Miller, Shlink, Zola and Theroux in an attempt to finish my 2 major essays within a week, so as to give me a good 2 weeks of solid revision for my romanticism and critical theory exam on the 30th of this month (which means 2 theory writers must be known off by heart, as well as a complex and studious understanding of the poems and essays of Clare, Tennyson, Blake and Smith). when i realised that my 3000 word essay on 'time and decay' using Zola's 'Therese Raquin' and Theoroux's 'The Mosquito Coast' was not due in on week 30, as i first thought, but at the arse end of week 27n i think i almost suffered coronary faliure.

i am but a pale and non-existent social entity, my feeding grounds the cavernous shelves of the templeman library and my resting place a bed cramped by lecture notes and poetry anthologies. WHY DO THEY PUT EXAMS IN THE SUMMER?! at least in winter i would be glad to stay in my room and work. instead i traipse past groups of people sitting on the lawns and playing cricket or barbequeing animal carcasses and drinking intoxicating liquids, my right shoulder weighed down eith the tomes of these bastardising writers. i, friends, have not had a good drink for at least 3 weeks now and suffer the sympathetic smiles of my friends, who see to support me by pitying pats on the shoulder and soft, enocuraging words.

my conclusion, then, in short: DO NOT TAKE ENGLISH LITERATURE.

*snort*
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THIS WEEK I WILL MOSTLY BE:

dodging that great fireball in the sky
writing 2000 words BY MONDAY on Miller and Shlink on 'the role of fate in twentieth century litearary works'
making a plan of my 3000 word essay BY TUESDAY on Zola and Theroux on 'time and decay'
hopefully finishing the above mentioned essay BY FRIDAY of this week.





...wish me luck.